Wednesday, April 04, 2007

I'm not making it up...

Those of you who used to read my column, The Search For Mr. Adequate, know that I have always maintained it's much easier for a guy to find a girl than the reverse. It's a numbers game and age plays a factor. To prove my point, herewith two items from the news. That's the real news, not the Comedy Central version.
1. A man in Saudi Arabia has just taken a second wife, not a rare thing there, right? Except that he is 110years old! And the new wife is...are you ready... 30! The 85 year old first wife was too tired to have sex with him.
2. The world's tallest man who is 7'9" married a woman half his age who is 5'6". I do not even want to have a picture in my mind of them having sex. But hey...good for him. He seems like a nice guy.
ANY MAN CAN GET A WOMAN...ANY MAN. I rest my case.
And I rest it as I go to Las Vegas to see if the odds are any better...and then on to old stomping grounds of LA and will report in when I get back. Keep your fingers crossed for my luck. A huge slot machine payoff would be nice...and yes, Mr. More than Adequate would be even nicer.

1 comment:

Bon Vivant said...

Susan, I agree 100%. Enjoy Vegas! I visited the Wynn a few months ago - have you been there yet? Please share your adventures with us. I know that I'm not the only one who misses your column.